tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.comments2023-03-27T14:53:36.748-07:00Looking to get lostDylan Breekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01281502189745101275noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-61619334896371376642012-10-08T12:38:14.046-07:002012-10-08T12:38:14.046-07:00Thanks!Thanks!Dylan Breekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01281502189745101275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-87526469074377277532012-10-08T12:36:10.793-07:002012-10-08T12:36:10.793-07:00Thanks!Thanks!Dylan Breekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01281502189745101275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-19840303061499214852012-09-09T05:42:35.378-07:002012-09-09T05:42:35.378-07:00You make me laugh. Thank you. I also love the fact...You make me laugh. Thank you. I also love the fact you like maths so much. I don't know why, I just do. Maths and James Bond titles. Funny.Emma Cooneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00023791517213349046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-79793735416180047912010-11-03T20:12:18.198-07:002010-11-03T20:12:18.198-07:00Motherf*ck. WHATEVER. MAY YOUR INBOX DIE OF GRAMMA...Motherf*ck. WHATEVER. MAY YOUR INBOX DIE OF GRAMMAR-CANCER. <br /><br />Yeah, I re-read it and decided it sounded almost exactly like something I wrote in grade 8. And then I hated myself for a bit and decided to fix it. And then apparently the internet fucked me sideways, which was exactly as unpleasant as it sounds.<br /><br />And I haven't really written anything comedic aside from a random story me and Steph used to email each other back and forth (around grade 8, incidentally) for a year or so until my computer ate it and we gave up. But it was great... I feel like restarting it, actually. There was a moose. It was wonderful.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-83936787154280397782010-11-03T18:28:24.995-07:002010-11-03T18:28:24.995-07:00You realize that the comments get emailed to me?
H...You realize that the comments get emailed to me?<br />How Orwellian, right?<br /><br />I KNOW ALL OF YOUR MISTAKES SLASH FILTH<br /><br />Good call though, adding the affair bit was a nice touch. Out of curiosity, have you ever written any comedic stories - like fiction I mean - your blog generally leans in that direction and it's quite entertainingDylan Breekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01281502189745101275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-66687163217598382352010-11-02T21:27:57.595-07:002010-11-02T21:27:57.595-07:00Bwuahahaha. I like it. And I agree- it's like ...Bwuahahaha. I like it. And I agree- it's like everyone's doing their best to make sure NO ONE LEAVES ANYWHERE. Honestly, I wonder what the home lives of people in those government jobs are like.<br /><br />*gets up*<br />"Honey, where are you going?"<br />"I have to use the bath-"<br />"Did you fill out the form? It's right there on the nightstand."<br />"... well, I just really have to-"<br />"No, the form! See, I put it right there for you!" *hyperventilating*<br />"We talked about this, remember?"<br />"HERE'S A PEN!"<br />"... Honey, I'll be right-"<br />*cries* "Pen?"<br />"... I'm having an affair."<br /><br />So sad.<br /><br />Also- I deleted the comment because I fucked up writing it and decided I had to fix the grammar because I'll ill like that. <br /><br />Or I posted something incredibly filthy and felt morally obligated to make sure no one ever accidentally read it.<br /><br />Y'know. Whichever.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-90022650084439858522010-11-02T21:23:19.131-07:002010-11-02T21:23:19.131-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-17136476587667630892010-03-22T08:28:56.809-07:002010-03-22T08:28:56.809-07:00Heh, you kind of are an angry person, apparently. ...Heh, you kind of are an angry person, apparently. 'Tis amusing as hell, though. Makes me feel much better about my own ranting and cussing tendencies. I agree- computers are spiteful cunts, and the only time they'll work properly is when they all rise up and try to kill us. I bet not a single goddamn one of them will have any errors then.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-92066787000400285722010-02-12T23:09:17.081-08:002010-02-12T23:09:17.081-08:00Set a trap. Go all Hansel and Gretal on their asse...Set a trap. Go all Hansel and Gretal on their asses man.Bard Ruininghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00036107385399456209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-685733245435739582010-02-11T10:13:05.048-08:002010-02-11T10:13:05.048-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-49587868532250056922010-02-11T10:07:15.214-08:002010-02-11T10:07:15.214-08:00Hee. So angry. You should set a trap for them- jus...Hee. So angry. You should set a trap for them- just kind of lurk around a corner until someone comes along to shut it off, and then jump out and yell something rude at them. And then put a picture of yourself opposite the wall to the oven, tell them that you ARE watching the oven, and leave. I don't think they'd know what to do with that.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-82664715706943641352009-12-09T06:32:16.801-08:002009-12-09T06:32:16.801-08:00Google is way too fucking smart. I concur. I bet i...Google is way too fucking smart. I concur. I bet in a few months there'll be something called "Googlemind" that'll just read whatever you wanted to find out of your head and give you back what'd be most useful to you, based on your previous study methods and personal preferences. And also what Googlefuture (which just invented itself)told it you'd be most happy with.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-84327174221688432212009-09-23T11:33:12.447-07:002009-09-23T11:33:12.447-07:00Oh yes, everything here is pretty amazing so long ...Oh yes, everything here is pretty amazing so long as it has nothing whatsoever to do with the school. Haven't tried haggis yet though - but I've lots of time.Dylan Breekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01281502189745101275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-85229909762799628122009-09-22T17:40:43.815-07:002009-09-22T17:40:43.815-07:00Oh, good lord. That's completely fallen off th...Oh, good lord. That's completely fallen off the map of ridiculous. We'll have to invent a new word for it. <br /><br />I bet everything else is going brilliantly though, am I right? I mean, you're in Glasgow. Oh, hey- have you tried haggis yet?Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-46968224952173943932009-09-21T23:19:34.665-07:002009-09-21T23:19:34.665-07:00Damn dude. Things are not going well so far eh?Damn dude. Things are not going well so far eh?Adjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05950092398053358898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-54621550878113222572009-05-19T22:20:05.653-07:002009-05-19T22:20:05.653-07:00Awesome, awesome, and my god. Who let's these peop...Awesome, awesome, and my god. Who let's these people live?Adjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05950092398053358898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-47200695228311269642009-04-27T20:11:00.000-07:002009-04-27T20:11:00.000-07:00I'm totally gonna steal this from you- bwuahaha. N...I'm totally gonna steal this from you- bwuahaha. Nice ideas, by the way.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-78628064708194981252009-04-05T11:29:00.000-07:002009-04-05T11:29:00.000-07:00What a lovely way of thinkingWhat a lovely way of thinkingDylan Breekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01281502189745101275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-3444377281509991592009-04-02T20:14:00.000-07:002009-04-02T20:14:00.000-07:00I have a different perspective on "ugly." It's a n...I have a different perspective on "ugly." It's a negative term, for me- I reserve it for things that I'd rather see go down flaming than exist because they abuse either my eyesight, respectability in general, or the well-being of whoever interacts with it. If I enjoy something, on the other hand, no matter how uncommon or uncivilised it might be, I just don't see it as ugly. Ugly's a mean word- to me, it's more of an insult than a proper description.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and he's pirate-British, not Dickens-era slangy British. Bit off the mark, but inspirin' nonetheless.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-90221000210143494772009-04-01T11:11:00.000-07:002009-04-01T11:11:00.000-07:00Last time I checked, Jack Sparrow was British.Also...Last time I checked, Jack Sparrow was British.<BR/><BR/>Also: I don't see how you can dig 8 but not 5. Cockney is such a dirty ugly accent, working class and whatnot.<BR/><BR/>And I just discovered that 8 + 3 = Rhyming Slang. Coolest thing everDylan Breekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01281502189745101275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-29830480614171153822009-03-31T19:21:00.000-07:002009-03-31T19:21:00.000-07:00WOO 3, 4, 6, and 8! Cockney accent- that'd totally...WOO 3, 4, 6, and 8! <BR/>Cockney accent- that'd totally be on my list. Best accent ever. Not even a fantastically drunken Irish can top it. <BR/><BR/>Also, just youtube-d Russel Brand. Holy balls, he's like a friggin' British version of Jack Sparrow.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-49926213446725293192009-03-02T16:00:00.000-08:002009-03-02T16:00:00.000-08:00I bet gas stations have significantly less AIDS. M...I bet gas stations have significantly less AIDS. Might depend on where you stop, though... <BR/><BR/>And I've never heard that song, but I think getting shanked in the liver for not thinking it's patriotic would be a better measure of the American spirit. 'Cause they love independent thought... just not in anyone else, apparently (O_0)Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-27539070203808132352009-02-02T01:14:00.000-08:002009-02-02T01:14:00.000-08:00Ahh, the academic not-life bubble. At this point i...Ahh, the academic not-life bubble. At this point it'd be like popping my whole world- like poking a hole in someone's astronaut garb while they're out fixing one of the panels on the outside of the spacecraft.<BR/><BR/>- and yes, that is why I want to be a professor- 'tis a nice little bubbly world of knowledge, and I've always sort of felt that time spent not learning anything is time absolutely wasted.Morgan Rackhamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03062198113637770890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-30564269210529461002009-01-23T13:44:00.000-08:002009-01-23T13:44:00.000-08:00Clap, clap, clappity clap!Clap, clap, clappity clap!Adjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05950092398053358898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1717939944351127632.post-92139045669415856022009-01-19T11:41:00.000-08:002009-01-19T11:41:00.000-08:00Aww, well thank you. Tea sometime sounds lovelyAww, well thank you. Tea sometime sounds lovelyDylan Breekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01281502189745101275noreply@blogger.com