And, merely for my own enjoyment, here is a list of CD's that I have seen in every single gas station I have ever gone to,
Nazareth - Greatest Hits
Fleetwood Mac - Rumours
ACDC - For Those About to Rock and Back in Black
Some shitty Kenny Chesney album
Eagles - Greatest Hits
Aerosmith - either Nine Lives or Just Push Play but never both.
Bruce Springsteen - Born in the USA
I'm pretty sure that you're not allowed to call yourself a gas station if you're not selling at least one of these albums. Also: Has anybody actually bought a CD from a gas station before? Anybody? Getting a CD at a gas station instead of a music store to me seems like going down to East Hastings to pick up chicks when there's a perfectly good high class nightclub that you're a platinum member of that is packed to the brim with good looking, honest, clean girls every night.
Wal-Mart would be a brothel in this analogy I guess?
Anyways, in conclusion: People who think 'Born in the USA' is a patriotic song need to get stabbed in the liver.
I bet gas stations have significantly less AIDS. Might depend on where you stop, though...
ReplyDeleteAnd I've never heard that song, but I think getting shanked in the liver for not thinking it's patriotic would be a better measure of the American spirit. 'Cause they love independent thought... just not in anyone else, apparently (O_0)