This is where I keep things that I think are funny. If you don't think they're funny then you have no sense of humour and should probably off yourself:
This one time I interned for the Prime Minister of Canada
This one time I thought way too much about James Bond
That movie Contagion sure has loads of math in it
The London Riots
Death on Two Legs: Part One
Part Two
This one time my time was wasted
This one time my crush didn't actually exist
This one time no one would give me a passport
Some mathy Star Wars thing
This one time I wrote down things I was doing
This one time the cleaning ladies kept turning off the oven while I was trying to make baked potatoes
Remember the time Pat Robertson said Haitians made a deal with the Devil? I do.
I hate fire alarms. Don't you?
This one time I tried to register for classes
This one time my friend destroyed McDonalds
