Reasons Why My Residence Decided It Would Be A Good Idea To Have A Pre-Scheduled Fire Drill At 7:45am On A Monday

1. People won't be busy trying to get ready for class

2. People definitely won't be sleeping

3. Someone doesn't accidentally set off a fire alarm every couple weeks or so, so we are all out of practice.



Reasons Why My Residence Can Go Fuck Itself

1. Please see above.