Earth Day

So Earth Day was/is sometime near today? At any rate I found this Earth Day Resolution idea on some website that I think is absolutely splendid so I'm going to give it a try and you ought to too. Basically, come up with three things that you could do to make Nature stop thinking that you're a giant dick.

The first thing is something small and easy so you'll totally be able to do it, no worries. The second thing is something that is pretty serious and requires quite a bit of effort. If you find that you can't actually do the second thing it's okay! At least you gave it an honest effort. But if you actually manage to do the second thing then hats off to you man, that's cool. The third thing should be something that you're already doing but you could probably do a better job of.

So anyways, here's my list

1. Stop taking ridiculously long hot showers

2. No eating beef unless I'm absolutely sure it came from a cow that was fed grass and alfalfa and other yummytime healthy cowthings. Corn, soybeans, other assorted grains, pork, an unecessary amount of antibiotics, other cows, and chicken are all things that don't belong inside any of a cow's multiple tummys.

3. I'm gonna remember better to not get stuff put in plastic bags when I'm at stores if it's possible for me to carry them or put them in my pockets. Because pockets are Nature's plastic bags - Also: Jellyfish.

I would also like to take this opportunity to say I just discovered that one of Alan Moore's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen stories has Allen Quartermain and the chick from Dracula teaming up with Sal Paradise and Dean Moriarty in 1958 America (after the fall of Big Brother) to do battle against Doctor Sachs. How fucking cool is that!

This is just further evidence that everything and everyone I'm absolutely in love with is together in some secret backroom having an orgy of artistic inspiration and AWESOMENESS.